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bulgingbros:

By the time Mitch sobered up enough to realize those loads he took during spring break had knocked him up, getting it medically “taken care of” was off the table. When he realized it was making him hornier than ever, he used it to his advantage; guys love fucking a bulging pregnant frat boy, especially someone as careless and kinky as Mitch. 

“Whatever bro, it’s not like I’m keeping this bastard anyway, who’s up for pong?!” 

Source: Lyricmorphs

(Source: lyricmorphs, via mpregonthebrain)