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[At Steve’s apartment Steve, Bucky and Sam are there, discussing the night before]

Steve: Tony kissed me.

Sam: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Steve: It was unbelievable!

Sam: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Bucky: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Sam, get the wine and shut off the phone. Stevie, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Steve: Oh, it ended very well.

Bucky: Oh.

Sam: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Bucky: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Bucky: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Steve: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Bucky, Sam: Ohh!

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[At Tony’s penthouse Tony, Pepper, and Rhodey are eating pizza]

Tony: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Rhodey: Tongue?

Tony: Yeah.

Pepper: Cool.

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